cr: @honey.guts #SavageDreamsWithTruff 3/3 for the next few posts im ditching the caption format because i haVE A STORYTIME TO TELL YOUUUU. and its weird. SWEAR WARNING BTW !!! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ now this is where it gets gross. so they bring me to the room where i was gonna give birth and i got on the bed / table thingie and the doctor said ‘puUUuuUuSh’ so i pushed. and pop out came the baby. noT EVEN ONE SINGLE FEELING OF PAIN. so i thought it was weird, and then the doctor said ‘puUUSH’ again and so i pushed. iT WAS THE SAME. nOT EVEN ONE SINGLE FEELING OF PAIN. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ so then i stood up, and was like, ‘oh that wasnt as bad as i thought it was’ and then the doctor was liek sooo u wanna see ur baby? and ofc duh i said yes. so they brought my thREE TRIPLET BABIES TO me, and guess. what. the. fukc. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ THEY WERE POODLE PUPPIES. I GAVE BIRTH TO THREE POODLE PUPPIES. AND I WAS A HUMAN. BY THIS POINT IN THE DREAM I WAS SO SCARED LIKE SCARED OUT OF MY MIND. then bam i woke up like what the fuck. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ and thatS IT I HOPE U ENJOYED !!