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deer diarrhea::: this is MY HOTDOG!!!!!!! and only mine. when I was 3 years old my mommy came home from the gas station with a lump in her pants. I was confused at first, was she a guy? Is she gonna kill me? what is that lump? my thoughts were interrupted when she reached into her pants and pulled out this wiener dog. my mother stabbed me with it, but I didn’t die because I’m immortal, and then she put the dog in front of my eyeballs and told me it was mine. I stared up at her questioningly, “but mOm why would I want to keep a hotdog that just tried killing me?” to that the lady of my birth answered, “because you dumb dumb, I was the one that tried killing you! this hotdog, his name is gorthionanthony btw, told me he wants to be your friend so I brought him home with me!!!! lol!!!!!” I froze, then focused my eyes on gorthionanthony, I ripped him out of my mommy’s hand then took a bite of him... well I tried taking a bite of him but he jumped out of my hands suddenly and grew 5 feet tall, flopped his huge body in my direction and broke my wrist in the process. It was very traumatizing. I kicked him in the bun, then my mom strangled me, the fighting continued until my dad john cena walked in and yelled “WHAT THE FRICKETY IS GOING ON HERE YOU LOSERSZ? NICKY GET OFF OF YOUR DAUGHTER!!!!!” my daddy threw my mom(nicky) across the room then he ripped gorthionanthony into 68 pieces. I dropped to my knees and tried putting my hotdog back together, how dare my dad do that >=( I honestly don’t care that he threw my mom because my mom tried killing me...... but that hotdog could’ve been my first friend, I dint have any friends at the time so I was looking forward to our upcoming friendship... johnny ruined my future though. thanks to my dad, now I’ll have to live my life alone in my room with my pet flies. don’t get me wrong I love my flies, but I want a hotdog:/..... if anyone reading this thinks that this is a sad story and would like to help, mail me a hotdog or any type of friend to my house (I live in a Walmart in town in Kentucky) and I will love you forever. anyways thanks for sticking around through my emotional journey, bye diarrheas!!!!!

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